science man: I have created a machine. A machine that will tell us, objectively, the greatest song of all time
exec: that’s…incredible! is there an algorithm, or, method to
science man: It’s A Shame About Ray
exec: hm?
science man: it. It made its decision
exec: I haven’t heard of that
exec:
exec: that song
science man: it’s a shaaaaaame about ray
exec: I’ve never
science man: it’s an infallible
exec: Who
science man: algorithmic
exec: I don’t
science man: process
exec:
exec:
exec:
exec: can you explain the
science man: would you look at the time
toy story merch exec: so. Any merchandising ideas
staff member: well. All the characters are
staff member:
staff member:
staff member: literally toys.
staff member:
staff member:
staff member:
staff member: so that’s something
History quiz: what were Nathan Hale’s famous last words
me: My name is ASAC Schrader. And you can go fuck yourself
Quiz: his name was Hale, Nathan Ha
Me: you’re the smartest guy I ever met
God: this is your test. You can write a 30,000 word thesis paper on the psyche of one of the following characters: celebrated TV antihero Walter Hartwell White of the universally acclaimed masterpiece Breaking Bad–
Me: YES FUCK YES F–
God: or Cameron frye from Ferris Bueller
Me:
God:
Me:
God:
Me: fuck
yeah the first eight minutes of Up is fine but why does no one talk about the last eight seconds of Monsters Inc
maybe the best exchange in the show
God I wish I liked this movie. What a cool look
